Missed this…Laugh trip
February 17, 2011FA Wall:
“nobody cares”
somebody answered:
“not even the carebares?”
then another:
“not even kier?”
then:
“not even zoren?”
lastly:
“not even zorro?”
all written by different people.
AS:
1. AS chairs:
“push button to eject seatmate”
“push button to eject urself”
“push button to kill teacher.”
“push button to eject teacher”
….reply: “it’s jammed! We’re doomed!”
2. AS cubicle:
“Donate your bulbol here..” tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan. …
3. AS chair:
“you know bobo? bobo is you!”
4. AS 1st floor CR:
“if you forget the past, then you porget the purious..”
5. AS 1st floor CR uli:
” Im a simple gay “
tapos me sumagot
“sira! Dapat ‘Im simple and gay!’ Taga peyups ka ba? duh! “
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
“sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!”
CHEM:
1. Chem chair:
“push button to spray acid on prof’s face.”
2. Another chem chair:
“You Boron!!!”
BIO:
1. Bio chair:
“Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”
2. FO Santos:
“SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO… bawal.”
ENG’G:
Sa Men’s CR, facing the urinal:
“Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!”
Reply:
“the future you are holding is very small.”
GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
“takas ng ward 7″
MATH:
1. sa cr sa may math building:
“SUMAPI SA NPA! “
may sumagot:
“PAANO? “
may sumagot pa:
“MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!”
2. sa math building, sa likod ng isang
“teacher’s chair” sa 3rd floor:
“BABALA: asawa ni babalu”
3. sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
“you’ll NEVER find what you’re looking for”
May nag-reply:
“find x.”
4. sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
“F*CK DA WORLD! “
ta’s may sumagot:
“F*CK U TOO!
–WORLD?”
5. 3rd floor math cr:
“kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe.”
UPIS
sa loob ng music room.
“maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! “
tas may sumagot
“nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka “
tas may sumagot uli
“weh “
tas may nag-react uli
“oo, sabi kokak!kokak! “
VINZONS:
1. Wall ng vinzons:
“Do not steal. The government hates competition”
2. men’s cr sa Vinzon’s:
“remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food.”
3. men’s cr waaaay above the urinal:
“if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!”
NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
“f*ck nigs!”
may nagreply:
“who’s nigs?”
MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
“UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC”
tapos may sumagot…
” mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP”
KALAI:
nietzsche-”god is dead”
God- “Nietzsche is dead!”
SC:
1. sa labas ng PNB:
“in case of emergency break ass and push butt”
2. sa girls’ CR:
“Bawal ang vandal Dito!…
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin”
3. sa girls’ CR uli:
“My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant”
Reply:
“Pray to God.”
Separation Pay
February 10, 2011
Separation pay is equivalent to one month pay for every year of service, a fraction of six months to be considered as one whole year.[1] The computation should begin when the employee commenced rendering services for the employer. Technically the computation of separation pay should end on the day of dismissal or when the employee supposedly ceased to render service and wages ended. But, if an employee is entitled to collect backwages until the judgment for illegal dismissal became final,[2] the computation of separation pay should also end on that date.[3]
The amount of separation pay is based on two factors: the amount of monthly salary and the number of years of service. Although the Labor Code provides different definitions as to what constitutes “one year of service,” Book Six does not specifically define “one year of service” for purposes of computing separation pay. However, Articles 283 and 284 both state in connection with separation pay that a fraction of at least six months shall be considered one whole year. The amount of separation pay is equivalent to the employee’s average monthly pay during the last month of employment multiplied by the number of years of actually rendering services, provided that the employee worked for at least six months during a given year.[4]
Thus, if the employee worked for less than six months in a given year, such year shall not be included in the computation of separation pay.
[1] Victory Liner, Inc. v. Race, G.R. No. 164820, 08 December 2008; De Guzman v. National Labor Relations Commission, G.R. No. 167701, 12 December 2007; Farrol v. Court of Appeals, 382 Phil. 212, 221 (2000); Litonjua Group of Companies v. Vigan, 412 Phil. 627, 642 (2001).
[2] Petron Corporation v. National Labor Relations Commission, G.R. No. 154532, 27 October 2006; Philippine Journalists, Inc. v. Mosqueda, G.R. No. 141430, 07 May 2004; Buenviaje v. Court of Appeals, 440 Phil. 84, 92 (2002).
[3] Javellana vs. Belen, G.R. No. 181913, 05 March 2010.
[4] Philippine Tobacco Flue-Curing & Redrying Corporation vs. NLRC, G.R. No. 127395, 10 December 1998.
5×2 flights of stairs
February 7, 2011is too much for a five-month pregnant Atty. Rebecca Evangelista. but she had no choice but to attend the conciliation hearing @5th floor of J&P BLdg. where DOLE Region IV is located.
More stress brought about by the makulit na complainant na huling huling nagsisinungaling. kala nya huh…
Magkita nlng kmi sa NLRC… Calamba?! waaaah!!!
SPAAAAAM!!!
January 11, 2011…in my comment box,
how do I prevent thee?
-Atty. Ma. Rebecca G. Evangelista
Dinner with Family Last Night
January 4, 2011Pink Pepper @ Il Terrazo. Paella and Bacon Salad for me, loverboy erwin, papa, mama and ate.
Was caught in a bad-looking hair and skin day. Unprepared for the match yet confident. 
-Atty. Ma. Rebecca G. Evangelista
or ung sa alabang??.. 
